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[Jun. 15th, 2009|11:28 am] |
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yesterday i got SUPER wasted/crunk with my family... my sister said it was practice for up north. I'm excited for that. Summer is boring but fun. I sit around, joe and i watch movies and shit, i play my ds outside, sometimes i see people. not too shabby |
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[Apr. 30th, 2009|08:49 pm] |
Reasons why Jess and I still have their virginity and Amanda Rockel does not
1. We try to make the facebook chat noise
2. We IM each other just to hear that noise
3. We make fake craigslist adds for our own amusement
4. We share a family size order of cheese curds
5. We're bitter
6. We hide and freak out when a truck slows down in front of the house then proceed to laugh for five minutes
THE END |
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[Mar. 28th, 2009|08:07 pm] |
so i was sitting here thinking about if i was mugged what i would do. I know I would never do these things but these are ideal reactions i would like to have.
1. I would have a knife strapped to my leg and when the person asks for the money i would whip it out and be like 'WHAT' and pin them down and then i'd freak them out and i would threaten them by saying 'if you ever try to mug me or anyone i know again i'm going to cut your dick off' awesome... this is like ultimate, #1 thing i'd want to do
2. I would have a dog and i would teach it to attack like a police dog. The word i'd use would be german (which is commonly used in training police dogs) because if i herd some german word shouted at me then a dog attacking me i'd poop my pants. SO my dog would be big and scary and attack the dude and then i'd call him off and be like 'don't fuck with me'
3. I would just act crazy, like start spewing off random sentence fragments and maybe just drool for the effect. OR i would act crazy as in like 'you want what bitch' and just keep saying what and you know go all insane roid rage on their ass.
4. I would have numchucks and just beat the shit out of them.
I know if i ever did get mugged i'd just give them the money and whatever but if i was bad ass i would do these things.:D |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2009|08:22 pm] |
i think that most of us can agree that our lives suck right now
we should just constantly be put on FML
FML the movie |
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[Jan. 14th, 2009|11:18 pm] |
i learned two lessons this week
1. don't overfill the washing machine
2. don't drop two classes because then you won't get financial aid for the next semester
- Fucked it up, never showed up to math so didn't get the credit for it and i dropped philosophy so now i have to pay out of my pocket for this semesters tuition which i can just make it but not enough to buy books or anything so i have to ask the dad, and now I'll really be broke so fuck, whatever, this sucks a lot and you have no idea how jealous i am of people who's parents can pay for their college or who get scholarships, but you know, lesson learned the hard way |
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